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wadepeter:

things my schools dress code allows 

  • confederate flags
  • "cool story babe, now make me a sandwich"
  • a year ago some kid came in shirtless on spirit day
  • im not going to specifically list all the gross misogynistic shit boys are allowed to wear but theres a lot

things my schools dress code prohibits

  • cleavage

swanregina:

i literally have a list compiled of all the people i hate and can write out their names alphabetically, recite their weaknesses, (including allergies and deepest fears), and i know their daily schedules. and we are only like one month into the school year. dont fuck with me

lordbape:

white anon trying to convince me to let racism slide: listen baby gurl soul sista! why did u had to DRAG dat lil yt gurl?? dat white gurl aint didnt do nothin finna bad to u!! u did ha dirty! you shaded her!!! dat aint right! u bringin da nigga race down. dat aint helpin us black folks! we finna only be movin forward as da black race if u finna leave dem white ppl alone SISTAAAA!!!!!

(via vulvita)

theroguefeminist:

theroguefeminist:

serenadestrong:

theroguefeminist:

insect-ligaments:

thestoutorialist:

maliceandvice:

calantheandthenightingale:

mydollyaviana:

Disney vs. 7 early fairytales 

The 1812 version of Snow White is even worse when you consider that the girl was only seven years old in the tale (plus her unconscious body ended up being carted around by the prince until one of his servants accidentally woke her up).  Also, in The Little Mermaid, the mermaid’s unable to speak because she had her tongue cut out >__<

But I’d love to see faithful adaptations of the original tales.  Especially Bluebeard.  We need a Bluebeard adaptation.

Actually, the original-original pre-Grimm Brothers’ stories that were passed around Europe via oral tradition are nowhere near as violent as the Grimm’s made them. Cinderella’s stepsisters were never ugly and kept their eyes, Snow White’s mother was not even a villain (instead a group of bandits were), and instead of spending the whole story napping Sleeping Beauty outwitted a dangerous bandit leader, wouldn’t let him sleep with her, and saved herself. 

The original oral stories were radically changed by the Brothers Grimm to fit their personal and political beliefs. Most notably, they often added in female characters solely for the purpose of making them evil villains and took away most of the heroines’ agency and intelligence. Both brothers belonged to a small fanatical sect of Catholicism that vilified women because of the idea of Original Sin and Wilhelm in particular had a particularly deep hatred of women. The Grimms were actually pretty horrible people. Those cannibalistic queens and ugly stepsisters and the mass amount of violence against women didn’t exist until the Grimms wanted them to. Their ideas stuck so soundly though that we now assume they were in the original tales and that these terrible characters and ideas come out of some perceived barbaric Old World culture. But in truth they’re really the Grimms’ weird obsession with hating women showing through. The original oral folklore focused on the heroes’ and heroines’ good deeds and used them as ways to teach cultural norms and a society’s rules and encouraged girls to be quick-witted and street-savvy instead of passive princesses, and the Grimms promptly stripped that all away. 

"Grimms Bad Girls and Bold Boys" by Ruth Bottingheimer is an excellent book on this

We had to read The Book of Lost Things for school and it’s Grimm level crazy 

Not only that, you’re skipping out a really important thing: the brother’s grimm got those tales from WOMEN, women were the ones who would tell these tales orally and the brother’s grimm took them, altered them to be sexist and never gave the women credit. You can read Clever Maids the Secret History The Grimm Fairytales for more info

reblogging for the excellent commentary

I have the clever maids book! It’s on my reading list :3

wait i just realized that was me and i own that book because that comment written by me after i bought it

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swimsiuts:

IN MY KARATE CLASS MY TEACHER WAS LECTURING US ABOUT NOT USING FLOWERY LANGUAGE AND I WHISPERED ”daffodil” AND I HAD TO DO 50 PUSHUPS

(via martialartsprobs)

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

aduhm:

whetaver:

ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring

the center of the ring tho

(Source: comefumotraledita, via hilariousdumbdaleks)