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missbeatlegeorge:

I feel that Meryl Streep’s acting in “The Devil Wears Prada” was a good representation of how I feel in school:

when in the hallways:

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when someone makes a big deal out of a poor test grade:

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when I’m done presenting something in class and it gets awkwardly silent:

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when I get a poor grade on a test:

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when someone says something incredibly stupid:

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when someone keeps asking me for the answers on homework or tests:

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she is my spirit animal

(Source: themodgroupie, via iamthedroid)

amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

(via zfam13)

TWO DAYS LATER AND I’M STILL SCREAMING BECAUSE BRIENNE

jaime/brienne: evolution of relationship

(Source: fseventh)

"Sansa Stark is my last chance of honor”, Jaime said.
"I will find the girl and keep her safe. For her lady mother’s sake. And for yours”

(Source: daenerysunburnt)

Jaime. The name was a knife, twisting in her belly.

(Source: alayneztone)

Jaime's thoughts on Brienne throughout the ASOIAF series
Jaime: brienne? what a stupid ugly wench i'm glad i'm not with her anymore yeesh
Jaime: what do you mean brienne is in danger HOLD ON BB I'M COMING FOR YOU
Jaime: Brienne's so ugly wow what a disgusting wench
Ronnet: I know right what a hairy fre-
Jaime: WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK SHIT ABOUT BRIENNE OF TARTH THAT WOMAN IS A GODDESS. *punches in mouth*
Jaime: i got a horse as ugly as you brienne
Jaime: *presents her with freaking pegasus*
Jaime: wow glad im rid of brienne never have to think of that woman ever again yep so happy to never ever ever see brienne of tarth ever. Or ever think of her again. Ever.
Jaime: *thinks about Brienne for the rest of the book*
“George R.R. Martin said what he wanted to do was to take the traditional format of Beauty and the Beast and change the roles — and also the genders. That really excited me.”
Gwendoline Christie on her heart-to-heart conversation with GRRM about Jaime & Brienne ( x )

(Source: virgin-who-cannot-drive)